We are the strong, yet clumsy women who live our lives from one awkward moment to the next. Liz Lemon is our hero and our caricature. All we want to do is lazily fight one stereotype with another. Some might call it Lemonality. We want to go to there.
Got your own Lemon moments you'd like to share? Email them to us at liz.lemond@gmail.com or Tweet us @LizLemond with the #lemond tag!
In an attempt to wake up at a socially-acceptable hour on weekend mornings, I just added an alarm to phone I’ve called ‘Get your lazy ass out of bed, you sack of shit.’ But, who am I kidding? Self-shaming has never worked on me before. Lemon’d.
—Anonymous
I spend three weeks of every month trying to lose the weight I gained during my period. I might be past my prime. #Lemond.
my boss and I sometimes poke fun of our co-worker who talks to his girlfriend everyday (at work), and answers the phone, “hey YOU,” when she calls.
so my boss just said “hey YOU,” and i said, “that’s what i said to my sandwich at noon.”
Lemon’d.
—Anonymous
I don’t wanna brag or anything, but my outffit totally matches my public radio coffee mug today. #Lemon’d.
—Caitlin
My sister just sold a stuffed chair we bought secondhand in New Orleans on craigslist. When the buyer was taking it down the stairs a pair of toenail clippers fell out. They weren’t hers. Lemon’d.
—Allison
text from Sister: I was looking at your friend’s lemon blog and I lizzed myself.
the following text: Although I probably wouldn’t have lizzed if I hadn’t had so much Franzia. Lemon’d!
—Allison
I just looked down at my chest and there lay a decent sized piece of cheese. It’s been there for about two hours. Lemon’d.
—Erica
When my classmate who lives one street over from me told me he was thinking of applying to the neighborhood Rite Aid, I had a violently negative reaction. He’s cute and I buy way too many cookies at that drugstore. Lemon’d!
—Allison
